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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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