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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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