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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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