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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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