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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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