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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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