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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
Pianist
Poet
Rapper
Screenwriter
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Hamilton
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Six
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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