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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
Pianist
Poet
Rapper
Screenwriter
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Hamilton
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Six
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Funny
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Titles

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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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