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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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