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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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