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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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