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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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