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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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