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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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