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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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