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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Bo Burnham
I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Bo Burnham
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
Bo Burnham
I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
Bo Burnham
In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
Bo Burnham
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
Bo Burnham
What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Bo Burnham
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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