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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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