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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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