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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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