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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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