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The average person has one Fallopian tube.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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