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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

Bo Burnham

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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