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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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