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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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