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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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