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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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