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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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