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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Musician
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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