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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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