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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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