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When life gets you down, make a comforter!

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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