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When life gets you down, make a comforter!

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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