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When life gets you down, make a comforter!

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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