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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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