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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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