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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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