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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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