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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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