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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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