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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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