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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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