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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
Bo Burnham
