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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
Pianist
Poet
Rapper
Screenwriter
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
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Funny
Swung
Puberty
Missed

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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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