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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
Bo Burnham
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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