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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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