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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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