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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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