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Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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