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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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