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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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