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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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