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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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