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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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