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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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