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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
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Film Director
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Musician
Pianist
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Robert Pickering Bo Burnham
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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