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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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