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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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