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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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