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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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