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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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