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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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