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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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