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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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