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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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