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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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