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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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