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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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