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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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