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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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